The NBA Closer is written by Matt McHale, who believes that only you can prevent forest fires. So the next time…
The NBA Closer is written by Matt McHale, who loves March Madness as much as the next guy but is really tired of…
Last night the Magic bounced back from a loss to the Wizards to best the 76ers in a game that featured 22 different…
The NBA Closer is written by Matt McHale, who knows he can't compete with March Madness but is going to try anyway.…
The NBA Closer is written by Matt McHale, who's really looking forward to Easter, the day on which Larry Bird…
The NBA Closer is written by Matt McHale, who's not saying that he's been everywhere and done everything, but does…
The NBA Closer is written by Matt McHale, who has a bit 'o the Irish in him. Although a few testy Irishmen told him…
The NBA Closer is written by Matt McHale, who's about this close to ordering a Dikembe Mutombo jersey. When he isn't…
The NBA Closer is written by Matt McHale, a master of the ancient art of ninja. When he isn't stalking his enemies…
The NBA Closer is written by Matt McHale, who scraped out his eyes with a spoon after watching the Rockets' 20th…
The NBA Closer is written by Matt McHale, who knows that dunking cheerleaders can help make the pain go away. When…
The NBA Closer is written by Doctor Victor Von Doom, the monarch of Latveria and sworn enemy of the Fantastic Four.…
The NBA Closer is written by Matt McHale, who is holed up in a basement next to a big stack of canned goods and…
The NBA Closer is written by Matt McHale, who wishes you all a happy freaking Friday. When he's not celebrating the…
The NBA Closer is written by Matt McHale, who has no idea what to say about himself today. When he's not blanking…
The NBA Closer is written by Matt McHale, who never thought he'd live to see the day when Joel Przybilla could push…
The NBA Closer is written by Matt McHale, who thinks Isiah has been trying to get fired for years - I mean, would…
The NBA Closer is written by Matt McHale, who thinks there's something morbidly fascinating about a guy who looks…
What are Joel Przybilla and Pau Gasol looking at? The Cloverfield monster? An upper deck blowie? Danny Noonan's…
The NBA Closer is written by Matt McHale, who freaking slept through the Mavs/Spurs game but then woke up for the…