Here's a quote from a Vikings executive that was said with a straight face:
Despite apparent interest from the Raiders, among other teams, Josh Freeman has decided to sign with the Vikings for…
Tom Clancy died last night at the age of 66, after a long and prolific career as one of the country's most popular…
Greg Jennings caught a short pass from Matt Cassel and torched the Steelers' secondary for a long touchdown. Those…
He puts the team on his back.
The fact that Matt Cassel will start for Minnesota on Sunday against the Steelers in London actually does nothing to…
The owners of the Minnesota Vikings were ordered to pay nearly $85 million in damages to former business partners…
Oh Jay. Jay, Jay, Jay.
Holy crap, Christian Ponder!
When we did the Bills edition of Why Your Team Sucks, reader Matt E. sent in a phony drawing of the team's playbook…
Vikings fullback Jerome Felton suspended: He's out for the first three games of the regular season for violating the NFL's substance-abuse policy. [St. Paul Pioneer Press]

Seemingly the entire town came out for this video thanking the Vikings for making Mankato their training camp home…
Some people are fans of the Minnesota Vikings. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Minnesota Vikings.…
On Friday, KARE's Scott Seroka did a piece on fans wanting pieces of the Metrodome after the Vikings play their…
Here's a quick reminder that Browns owner Jimmy Haslam isn't the only NFL owner to have had his name linked with…
Good god. This picture could not be any more adorable.
Mark your calendars for Week 16 of the 2017 season. That's when Adrian Peterson says he'll break Emmitt Smith's…
Former NFL cornerback Fred Smoot, late of double-donging two hookers while on the Vikings sex boat, is trying to…
It looks like our boy has finally found work. Chris Kluwe punted for the Minnesota Vikings for eight years, but was…
Last night, at a formal presentation at Minneapolis's Guthrie Theater, the Vikings released the first renderings of…