So the Miami Marlins are officially the unintended comedic shitshow of the offseason, having traded away some…
Here is what has happened in the last year of the Miami Marlins, formerly d/b/a Florida Marlins: They swindled the…
The MLB hot fucking stove is heating up early this year, folks! Check this shit out.
#marlins hit a home run with their choice. Mike Redmond appears to combine gung-ho and intellect, a rare pair
Mike Redmond is the new administrative face of the failed Marlins. He got that job presumably because he's a…
Which no-hit catcher was going to get this offseason's first managerial job? Mike Matheny got his last year. Would…
Perhaps you noticed a douchey-looking gent behind home plate during NLCS Game 7, wearing a bright orange Marlins…
The Marlins have fired manager Ozzie Guillen, reports everybody, after a hilarious 69-93 season that included a five-…
The Miami Marlins traded Heath Bell away to the Arizona Diamondbacks—well, gave him away and promised to pay part…
Yesterday, the Miami Marlins posted the lovely photo you see above on the team's Facebook page.
The Miami Marlins opened their new ballpark in April to much pomp and fanfare and cringe-inducing spectacle, and…
Adam Greenberg finally got his first official MLB at-bat tonight, seven years after getting hit in the head in his…
Good writers spend ages searching for the perfect metaphor, the one that makes everything make sense. Agnostics…
Remember when the Marlins were a trendy playoff pick? New stadium, new manager, big payroll, etc. Maybe it's because…
We already know that the worst people ever live in Texas. But Miami has its share of oblivious adults too! Like this…
Marlins utility man Donovan Solano tweeted a few team photos the other day, and the blog Strip Club With Stanton…
The profanity-filled televised examination of a miserable baseball season that was The Franchise: Miami Marlins…
Yes, the job of the men in blue can sometimes be a dangerous one. But most of the time, the gig is just a matter of…
Looks like Garfield and Carl Crawford's heckler aren't the only ones who hate Mondays. The Braves had put together a…