Former NBA scrub Casey Jacobsen—not to be confused with former MLB scrub Bucky Jacobsen—blogs occasionally for SLAM…

Prior to ESPN's broadcast of tonight's Celtics-Mavericks matchup, there was an odd whiteboard round-table…
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Grizzlies star Zach Randolph went down hard in a painful collision with teammate O.J. Mayo in the first quarter of…
From the AP: "[Crittenton] appeared to be retaliating for being robbed of $55,000 worth of jewelry, police said.
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Put down your pitchforks, Atlantans. Javaris Crittenton, the former Georgia Tech/Lakers/Grizzlies/Wizards guard,…
Remember how Z-Bo had a great year, and Memphis decided to lock him up for four years and $71 million, and everyone…

The Memphis Grizzlies have been typecast, ever since we decided they were relevant enough to be typecast at all,…
Two second-round NBA Game Twos to watch this evening: Celtics-Heat at 7, and Grizz-Thunder at 9:30, both on TNT.

Your morning roundup for April 30, the day we deal with Ouzo hangovers from George Kalpaxis and Julie…

Gary Neal, everyone's favorite 26-year-old rookie/former Turkish basketball star/mystery man, was naturally the…
For a brief time yesterday, Memphis guard Tony Allen had this haircut, featuring a barber's rendition of the…
Allen and Mayo got into a scrape on the team flight home Monday, over, what else, a card game. At least no one…
Grizzlies center Hamed Haddadi and his girlfriend were both charged with domestic assault early yesterday morning.…
Every morning, the fine folks at Sports Radio Interviews sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the…
"According to a probable cause affidavit, a trusted police informant identified Memphis Grizzlie player Zach…
It took Brian Rafalski complaining about Tennessee's tax that targets visiting players before everyone decided that…
Last night, one lucky Memphis fan got the chance to dunk off of a trampoline. He managed the dunk itself, but what…

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin…
AI tweets this morning:''God Chose Memphis as the place that I will continue my career.'' The Good Lord struck…