Duke's precognitive Final Four gear was not exactly accurate, but the t-shirt is subject to change. (Hopefully, it…
No surprises in the Pie Conference: Boston Cream got, uh, creamed by heavy-hitter Pumpkin. But the Cake Conference…
The Sweetest Sixteen is well under way, but you still have a chance to cast your vote in the latest matches: Boston…
There was a lot of exciting basketball action this weekend, and no one was as psyched as Gus Johnson, who was…
The latest matches ended on a brutal note: #1 seeds Apple Pie and Birthday Cake trounced the competition in their…
Da'Sean Butler and John Flowers, no strangers to the art of dance, celebrated West Virginia's win by doing the John…
In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like the new unanimous choice for greatest…
The last top seed standing takes on a team that is mentioned as underrated so often, they're probably overrated by…
The winner becomes the highest (lowest?) seed, yet the most boring team in the Final Four. We don't like our…

John Calipari goes for his first Final Four trip, Huggybear and the Mountaineers try to stick it to John Beilein one…
No one is saying that Butler is a mid-major darling anymore. Expect that to stop if Kansas State wins. Who do you…
We're just beginning SWEETEST SIXTEEN; if you've not yet cast your vote, do so now! For cakes, we've got Pound vs.…
Yesterday's tournament was a spank-a-thon (in the violent sense, not the masturbatory sense): Ice Cream Cake walked…
It's the final day in which you can influence who goes to the Sweetest Sixteen — voting ends at 1:55pm EDT. The…

In sports, everyone is a winner-some people just win better than others. Like the captive audience fully engrossed…
It's the rich kids vs. the (shhh) rich kids, i.e. Cornell-Kentucky. The Pride of Cincinnati vs. The Other Manhattan,…

Butler takes on Syracuse (in Salt Lake City), and Washington takes on West Virginia (in Syracuse). Will the Big…
Dan Shaughnessy, wrote a boring little filler column about why Cornell is better than Kentucky. Matt Jones, who…
In what will be remembered as a match for the ages, French Silk Pie just defied the odds, squeaking out a win over…
My freaking God: As of this posting, the Pie Conference's Cherry vs. French Silk match has French Silk leading by a…