Sherwin Shayegan, aka the Piggyback Bandit, hasn't been seen or heard from since his summer star-turn, which…
As anyone who's ever tried street-parking a car in Center City Philadelphia knows, the town's parking authority is…

We're not sure why Wade Boggs decided to drop by last night's Spurs-Thunder game, but we're glad he did. In the…
Go Seminoles! Beat the srotaG! Paint your face like a champion today, or something. (It's a good game, you should…
Perhaps you heard the Jets lost last night in rather hilarious fashion. The Patriots beat New York up, down,…
When the Nets left New Jersey, they left their old mascot, Sly, a wolf or rabbit or something, in New Jersey, along…
Frankly, we should've seen this one coming a long time ago. The Rock as the Hulk? Just about the most perfect…
Well, this is pretty much the grossest thing. It happened in neither Florida nor Ohio, though. Rather, it unfolded…
Honestly, I rarely pay attention to web advertising, but eagle-eyed tipster Patrick sends in this screenshot, which…
Alex Rodriguez is both straight and male, but you wouldn't know it from the insults lobbed his way on Twitter over…
We're used to seeing jackasses in horse masks in Louisville at the Kentucky Derby or occasionally at Notre Dame…
The UEFA Champions League playoff is like a very long series of NCAA Play-In Games Opening Round Games; scrappy…
I don't know if memorial car stickers are a thing elsewhere in the country, but they're popular in Florida. People…
I don't know if memorial car stickers are a thing elsewhere in the country, but they're popular in Florida. People…
Sometimes the wastefulness of Americans is downright disgusting. We have homeless folks who would be eternally…
Notorious international criminal Captain Jack Sparrow is in, of all places, Minneapolis today, and while his…
Celebrities dropping by Wrigley Field to promote their latest piece of crap is nothing new, though we're not sure…
Back in 2009, we wrote about the strange antics of Sherwin Shayegan, otherwise known as the Piggyback Bandit.…
This is a great article for a sweaty Saturday evening. It's short, sweet and absolutely absurd. Let's start with the…