If you haven't yet, you need to read Steve Fishman's amazing story in New York about the Alex Rodriguez saga, in…

For the unfamiliar, SantaCon is a holiday bar crawl in which bros dress up like Santa and get shitfaced. When…

What kind of weirdo drinks red Gatorade?

If the police are looking for you, it seems unwise to comment and argue on a "most wanted" photo of you circulating…

Just days after Clemson bro Davis Toney made himself America's Sweetheart by clowning David Pollack behind the College GameDay set

This story is a couple of weeks old, but it somehow escaped the attention of our Ducks Desk. Ethen Lofthouse is a…

Let it never be said that hedge-fund billionaire Steven A. Cohen has an eye for a bargain: The poor bastard paid a…

We're not exactly sure why this is happening, but then, isn't it more beautiful that way?

Raccoons apparently cannot get enough of Paul Brown Stadium. For the second year in a row, here's a raccoon…

Here's one more reason to never, ever, ever let your kids near anything in a fraternity: this godawful email from an…

Breaking: People go to strip clubs to watch football. And at Rick's Cabaret in New York City, the football being…

Yo, ask me anything. I saw the whole thing, bro.

We opened last night's GIF roundup with this pre-game NFL Network moment of Chiefs fans at a Philadelphia bar, but…

Is there a Sports Fan Hall of Fame? There ought to be, just so we can induct this guy.

To clarify: The winning dude-bro gets pantsed. The shirtless loser who does the pantsing gets punched in the…

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Welcome to Delaware. Please, take a seat and learn the story of a husband-and-wife tag-team brawl at a charity…

You're everyone's hero today, Zach.