Shitty week, right? Fuck this week. I just spent 10 minutes laughing at this collection of informercial fail GIFs, and I invite you to do the same. [Imgur] Read more
It's 32 degrees in Minneapolis tonight, and there are two children at Target Field without shirts on.
The Makini Chaka-Fred Davis beef is the beef that keeps on giving.
Police in Charlotte said the nude dude broke into the building sometime this morning. He tore stuff from the walls,…
Just, you know, FYI. Because Michael Medvec, a 23-year-old Philly resident, tried it last Friday night, when he…
Neil deGrasse Tyson at the Diamondbacks game? Neil deGrasse Tyson at the Diamondbacks game. Read more
Jason Dufner won the 2012 Byron Nelson Championship in Irving, Texas, and today he was back in the area, in Dallas,…
Great euphemisms in this one, a story about a basketball player peeing, into a cup probably, and her friends pouring…
Today in great ledes, this one courtesy of the Associated Press:
Florida? Ohio? Wrong! This one happened in both New Jersey and Pennsylvania, and in the neighboring cities of Camden…
A enterprising and hungry man recently committed maybe the most agreeable crime in the history of Baltimore, and…
Life got flip-turned upside down this morning in a suburban Pittsburgh school district. Everyone was chillin' out,…
Last night, a fan interrupted the Knicks-Raptors game in Toronto—during the fourth quarter, when the teams was…

While the U.S. was busy losing to Honduras in a vital World Cup qualifying match, other nations around the globe…
Washington State redshirt freshman Drew Loftus had a plan. He was "exhibiting signs of intoxication," so it was one…
"Stuff like this happens," Cody Journell said. And he's right. Who hasn't been in a restaurant pleasantly minding…