Pussycat Doll takes shilling to high extreme, sings song for Caress body wash. • An Indian man beheaded a woman he…
• The recession is turning Juicy-wearing teens into emo kids! • An O.C. teen is in trouble over video of him tossing…
• Avril Lavigne teaches young girls the importance of narcissism. • Indianapolis is the most sexually satisfied city?…
• Hot new trend: polygamist pastels? Yeah, whatever.• Facials that involve steam and extractions are bad for your…
• Sure, yesterday was Black Day, but it was also Cake and Cunnilingus Day! • A blind man stabbed his fiancee for not…
• Scientists have found stem cells in menstrual blood. • And a new company, C'elle, is already offering women period…
• Bjork feels sorry for China. You know, over all that Tibet stuff. • Italian porn star runs for office, promises to…
Ed Note: We hear about and see so many stories that we can't find the time to comment on that we're gonna try…
• Vince Carter will continue to be a New Jersey Net. I'm sorry, New Jersey. [ESPN]
• Meanwhile, Jason Kapono becomes…
• Here's a draft post that will hold your attention ... all 30 first round picks, compared to various slices of fine…
• Heath Shuler, still bad at sports. [Roll Call]
• Rod Beck, what a closer should be. [Signal To Noise]
• How the…
• About that whole impending Cubs purchase. [Fortune]
• Marion Jones has no money. [The Sports Elitists]
• Who broke…
• Laurence Maroney just keeps bringing the Kool-Aid. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• Ricky "The Hitman" Hatton beat up Diego…
• Really, Tank Johnson? Really? [Sports Oasis]
• Watch Justin Morneau bruise his lung. [Lion in Oil]
• Bill Simmons,…
• Joe Theismann is not happy with ESPN ... [Metro Boston]
• ... but this guy is REALLY not happy. [The Big Lead]
•…
• Ah, the ole' porn names game. Love it. [extrapolater]
• Brian Urlacher has had it up to here with your RULES. [Foul…
• Mike Conley thinks he's name-dropped in a new hip-hop song. We're not so sure. [Bad Idea Blue Jeans]
• Latrell…
• Heavens ... it's not too difficult to "fool" WWE fans. [CNBC]
• Robinson Cano, ambulance chaser. [New York Times]
•…
• David Ortiz receives strange gifts for Father's Day. [Red Sox Monster]
• Packers in a bar fight! [SI.com]
• Kevin…
• NBC has apparently let Brett Hull go ... yeah, he was the reason for the low ratings. Of course, it also seems…