Former Giants linebacker Lawrence Taylor (pictured, with his wife) was accused of having sex with an underage girl…

Today, Lawrence Taylor went on Studio B with Shepard Smith and rambled nonsensically and sometimes offensively…
The number of NFL teams still in the running toward becoming America's Next Top Big Tackley Dudes has been…

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin…
- In yet another taped phone conversation, Mel Gibson has a rageful, semi-incoherent meltdown, uses an ethnic slur,…
Hey, it was crazy out there today. Sometimes the grand jury hearings of a Hall of Famer accused of raping an…

Like many former athletes, New York Giant alumnus Brad Benson found a second career as a successful car dealer.…
- Last summer, psychic James Van Praagh appeared on The View, and reportedly told Barbara Walters there was an issue…
Lawrence Taylor will apparently break out the old masturbation defense. That doesn't gibe with the girl's very…
• The 16-year-old who brought rape charges against Lawrence Taylor says she didn't recognize the NFL player at the…

This is what the New York Daily News has suggested, due to some of the recent problems suffered by members of the…
Lawrence Taylor is accused of doing some Very Bad Things. That means he's not allowed to tell us how he lost 35…
- Washington Post writer Jonathan Capehart is calling out Gabourey Sidibe, and intimating that she is not very nice.…

Since this morning, the age on LT's alleged prostitute has been bumped from 15 to 16, and he's no longer accused of…
This is a new series called "Perfect Gentlemen," wherein we feature stories from women (or men!) who've gone out on…
Taylor is charged with beating and raping a 16-year-old girl overnight. He's currently in jail, awaiting his…
"Taylor, 51, was taken into custody by the Town of Ramapo police after being accused of raping someone in the…
Which he blames on the 41 beers he says he drank (in fairness, they were Coors Lights). I wonder what he's drunk on…

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"A lot of the guys will sit there and live football. Every Sunday they're glued to the t.v. watching football. I…