Tiger Woods announced in December he was returning to golf, but his broken, fucked-up body won’t allow it—as Woods…

Dallas Stars forward Curtis McKenzie left a trail of blood on the ice after the Bruins’ Kevan Miller high-sticked…
The director in charge of the Ireland-Wales match last Friday decided against showing a replay of Neil Taylor’s…
James Harden did not have a very good game against the Warriors last night, despite finishing with 24 points, 13…

Sharks center Logan Couture could miss some time after taking a deflected puck to the mouth in Saturday’s 7-2 loss…

Ireland defender Seamus Coleman was stretchered off the field during a World Cup qualifying match against Wales…
According to ESPN’s Marc Stein, Philadelphia 76ers center Joel Embiid is “very likely” to have surgery to repair a…

Mexican torero Antonio Romero suffered a foot-long laceration of his rectum and anus after being gored by a…
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West Indies batsman Jonathan Carter spent several minutes on the ground in agony after inside-edging himself right…
It takes a special person to be able to say, “Hey, look I got a new piercing,” immediately after impaling their face…

Have you heard the news? The news is that Andrew Bogut signed with the Cavs.

Late on in today’s Atlético Madrid-Deportivo match, Fernando Torres clashed with a Deportivo player while going up…
Spring training is just underway, and Red Sox fans have already been given something to panic about. There’s…
The Philadelphia 76ers announced today that rookie center Joel Embiid will be out for the rest of the season due to…
The results of Kevin Durant’s MRI are reportedly in, and the news is about as good as Warriors fans could have hoped…

I’m not an internet doctor; I can’t tell you if the Warriors should panic. But I’ll tell you when they’ll know if…
The Golden State Warriors are rolling right now and playing about as well as they ever have over the past three…
The Bucks have played the Cavaliers tough this year, and they somehow ended the first half against Cleveland up by…