You know what an older gentleman, sensitive to the slow deterioration of his once-strong body, wants above all else?…
• Does anyone else hear "Please like me! I fit in!" over and over again when Linda Cohn does football highlights? - D…
The sideline reporter at the Georgia-CU game just said that Ugga, Georgia's mascot, is "built for pleasure, not…
• I just woke up to find that apparently last night I texted my ex-girlfriend in French... I don't speak French.…
Louisville just went up 24-7 on Miami, Michigan looks to be pretty firmly in control of things, and I'm just going…
• That Brady Quinn is so good-looking that I'll bet even Pam Ward thinks he's hot. - drocksportsguy
• Not actually watching any college football at the moment, as I just woke up, but the Pam Ward's short WikiPedia…
• "There was a sign during Gameday this morning - "Charlie Weis: The Devil Lovechild of Jabba the Hut @ Rosie…
This is the last one for today... I'm going to let you enjoy the rest of this Penn State/Notre Dame "game" on your…
"Favorite Gameday sign: 'Did you know... That Bo Jackson ate more than 36 crabcakes before his first game in the…
"Rutgers football is making me more money than my job." - Unsilent Majority
WVU's Steve Slaton has 105 yards rushing with 6:35 to play in the first quarter.
This one is the Mike Gottfried/Paul Maguire/Gary Thorne hatred edition. And we're wrapping this up for the day. Many…
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Lee Corso's grandson appears to hate him. He had his grandson with him at the end when he did his picks. And he was…