Hockey monster Mike Babcock lands job coaching college kids (this should go well)Mike Babcock has long had a reputation of not being good at working with young players because he lacks the patience…
Seven Flyers now on COVID list, and one of them, Oskar Lindblom, just got over cancerFriday was a rare night in the NHL with no games postponed due to COVID-19 … because there were only two games…
Dallas Stars pull the ultimate dog-whistle #PleaseLikeMySport, fragile white peopleIt didn’t take tarot cards and an 800-number to figure out where the Mavericks/anthem debate was going to go. And…
You cannot escape being Manscaped, even in NHL rinks — it's like a Zamboni for your ...Do you find NHL helmet ads irritating? Do they cut you the wrong way? Leave you feeling sensitive about the…
NHL North Preview: Probably no Cup winners here, but expect a spirited competitionThe North division, aka the Canadian division, features some of the best offensive talents in the game: Connor…
If Canadians can’t watch a junior hockey practice livestream, the virus has wonBecause there’s a lot of Canadian TV money invested in it, hockey’s World Junior Championships are still on track to…
NHL releases Reverse Retros Jerseys: Blasty is your new godThe NHL knows that just about the only thing that will keep it culturally relevant is its jerseys. They’re…
The Raptors and Celtics Would Have It Be Such an End ...It probably won’t be the basketball that will be remembered about this Orlando bubble to finish the 2019-2020…
Police Union Criticizes NHL Team for Opposing RacismRacist white people hate being called racist white people.
JFC, Connor McDavid [Look At This Ridiculous Goal]The NHL is an infuriating league to follow but every once in a while the game of hockey provides us moments in which…
Old Hockey Man Talks, Proving Again Why That Should Never HappenEvery so often, an old retired hockey player emerges from the haze and muck to provide a quote proving why they…
Ovechkin Shanks Slapshot Into Stands After Unruly Fan Coughs During BackswingWASHINGTON—Criticizing the troublemaker for showing an utter lack of decorum, Alexander Ovechkin shanked a slapshot…
I Would Have Sex With an Entire Major League Baseball Team If Given the OpportunityThis is a belief I’ve held strongly for some time, though I understand it is not necessarily popular.
I Have Watched This 46 Times And I Can't Tell If It Was A Save Or A GoalWednesday’s game between the Cup-hopeful Lightning and the somehow-not-dead-yet Penguins came down to the final…
David Pastrnak Is Doing Scary Things With His Stick And I Don't Like ItA PSA: This blog is rated R for frozen violence, scenes of intense terror, and sadistic torture of a goalie.Boston…
Mikko Rantanen's Leg Did Something Legs Aren't Supposed To DoIt seems only fair to show you this before you’ve had breakfast. So: wanna see something gross?
Apologies To This Hockey Child, But I Am His Mother NowWhether or not to have a child is a complicated and morally questionable decision that each person must weigh…
Here's A Humiliating Way To Lose Your First Game Of The SeasonThe Colorado Avalanche looked unstoppably good through their first five games of the NHL season, going 5-0-0 against…
Gross, Someone Let Their Cat Puke In The Stanley CupThere’s a long and storied history of NHL players putting gross shit in the Stanley Cup in the offseason after they…