How Many Squares Of TP Do You Use Per Wipe?Hey, it’s Valentine’s Day! They actually banned candy from valentines at my kid’s school this year. I assume this is…
I Bought A Fake Christmas Tree Because I’m Not A Deluded SimpletonBefore we get into the Funbag, some basic housecleaning: There will NOT be a Funbag next week. Go watch a movie, or…
What Is The Grossest Thing You’ve Ever Eaten Off A Child’s Plate?We are now deep inside the noggy bowels of the Christmas Shopping Season. And while I can’t offer you any special…
How Long Can You Wear Championship Gear?Hey, it’s Election Day! You should go vote. Unless you forgot to register, in which case it’s probably too late, in…
Lamp Switches, RankedBefore we get into the Funbag, I must note that the parade of tiresome book-flogging continues next month at New…