Hey, bud, want a burrito? For real. I appreciate you: For the way you talk, the way you walk, the way you’re…

Life, being pain, will sometimes trap even the most careful fast-foodie in the burgerless hellscape of a bullshit…

Cheese trails only corgis and dead British men as a stimulator of exaggerated public devotion. Forgetting for a…

Tex-Mex food is increasingly popular in the United States for a number of very good reasons: It caters to our…

Little kids can be cool, but there are a lot of obvious arguments against parenthood. Children are demonstrably…

By now you’ve surely heard that ingestion of Burger King’s new Halloween Whopper could lead to a curious and…

During the first several decades of our glorious and persistent fast-food era, America’s low-end, high-speed…

Taco Bell is one of the few old-style American fast-food chains still thriving in a reshaped marketplace that…

Sauces and adjectives are the coagulated lifeblood of fast-food “innovation,” because it’s relatively cheap and easy…

Traditional fast-food sales are in decline in America, maybe because we’re finally smartening up and becoming more…

Hey, great news: Maybe we're not all going to die young from discount-beef-induced cardiac arrest, after all!…

There's a famous study that suggests that the ability to delay gratification is among the most important…

At first glance, a horizontally oriented double cheeseburger doesn't seem very flashy: Mankind is well accustomed…

There are three main founts of greasy innovation whence spring the majority of new fast-food items. The bulk…

It's been a rocky week for the USA. We were let down by our Supreme Court and our soccer team, and we head into a…

Hybrid foods are hit or miss. When they're honest attempts to expand the human dining experience by combining the…

Serious Mexican-food folk talk mostly about tacos these days, which is cool, except that tacos are sorta bullshit. I…

Several years ago, I came across a ranking of careers based on overall desirability. "President of the United…

The hyper-importance of breakfast as regards overall physical wellness has been largely discredited, but the first…

Fried chicken is the best. The main reason I had to stop reading about death row inmates' last meals is that every…