Yesterday I fucked off work around two in the afternoon, which is to say about an hour after I finally fucked back…
This marks the first year in at least the past 10 that I have not resolved to learn even the basics of a foreign…
One of the only things I dislike about writing this column is that no matter the topic of the day—be it my wife, my…
Last week I told all you big, dirty motherfuckers that we were getting off the imperial stouts for a few. You know,…
I'm on SweetWater's mailing list. They send me some good shit sometimes. I haven't reviewed any of it yet, just…
Yesterday a reader suggested that we pump out a "Canadian Beers, Ranked" post, which is a good idea long overdue.…
You know those brave freedom fighters who were going to finally quit watching football this year on account of all…
Yesterday morning found 99.9 percent of the world's beer-abiding citizens just humming along and doing their…
Presented below, you will find a list of beers that I like. Lists of these sort tend to be taken more seriously…
Do you guys use Untappd? It's a combination social-media platform and beer-measuring contest wherein you and your…
Christmas is a weird time for a boozer. I realize everyone's circumstances are different—profoundly different if you…
Last week, I told you Ale Asylum is the best brewery in Wisconsin, which is pretty rich when you consider that I've…
Now that I've got a gift guide out of the way and a best-of list mostly under control, it's time to shift focus to…
In the abstract, the notion that some people don't want to drink eggnog makes sense: diabetics, say, or the…
When you're a kid or an idiot, you lack the experience and imagination necessary to realize that there's more than…
Are you wondering what to get the beloved boozebags in your life? I bet you're not, right? You're just going to…
One of the best things you can give to a friend who has invited you into his or her home for the holidays is…
As we wind down the most successful year in Drunkspin's long and storied history of being your no. 1 source for…
My family is woefully short on Christmas traditions. This is largely due to our being a small unit consisting of…