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We’re not encouraging anyone to do drugs, but we’re also not going to pretend that our readers don’t do any. If you…

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It is the 20th day of the fourth month, but Attorney General Jeff Sessions will never 420 blaze it because he…
Yes, you read that correctly. Harry Potter! Arrested! Weed!
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A professional soccer player for a club in Tijuana, Mexico, called Xoloitzcuintles, was arrested at the U.S. border…
Harrison Garcia, who has been referred to as a “27-year-old schmuck” by his own defense lawyer, currently awaits…

Sweating, Shaking Pharmaceutical CEO Says He Can Stop Profiting Off Opioid Epidemic Anytime He Wants
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