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Here Are Your Worst Prom Hookup Failures

Once upon a time at this fair site, we ran a series of posts entitled Drunken Hookup Failure, chronicling sordid…

1/4/13

Stripper Boyfriends Are The Worst Boyfriends

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken…

12/21/12

Cockblocked By John Denver!

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12/14/12

Cockblocked By Grandpappy!

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12/7/12

Cockblocked By Creationism!

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11/16/12

Cockblocked By Joe Mauer!

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11/2/12

Cockblocked At Coachella!

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken…

10/12/12

Cockblocked By The Lord!

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10/5/12

Cockblocked In The Big Easy!

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken…

9/28/12

Hooking Up At Night In Central Park Is Every Bit As Foolish As You'd Expect

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken…

9/21/12

Cockblocked by Purell!

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9/14/12

Cockblocked By An Anal Fistula!

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken…

9/7/12

Cockblocked by Hot Wings!

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8/31/12

Cockblocked By Anti-Semitism!

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken…

8/17/12

Cockblocked By Pot Brownies!

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken…

8/10/12

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7/27/12

Failure At The Mile High Club

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken…

7/20/12

Don't Leave A Rubber On All Night By Accident

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken…