The Rapture is scheduled for tomorrow, and this is roughly the 17th time in my life that all of us were supposed to…
The scam itself has the makings of a sexy Liam Neeson vengeance-comedy. After young beauties from Estonia, Latvia…
Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase four heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

A few caveats: 1.) This booze session took place in Vegas; 2.) It took place at Tryst, which for those of you…
That photo of an anonymous U.S. soldier standing in front of a whole shitload of weed was taken by a platoon leader…

I don't know what to make of this odd letter that came to us today. The email it was attached to gives some more of…

I used an electric nose hair trimmer for the first time the other day. It was oddly titillating. Now my nostrils are…
Every year, thousands of young Americans graduate from college. And every year, those poor wretched hungover…

We were wondering if our President and First Lady could do anything to top what just might be The Best Week Ever In…

Before we get to your letters, kudos to TMZ for asking if Obama had victory sex on Sunday Night. Because he totally…
Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken…

Before we get to your letters, I must break down, in great detail, this fantastic question that was posted to Reddit…
Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase five heartwarming true stories of drunken love…
I got a letter for our Drunken Hookup Failures last week from a dude named Matt. Now, Matt's hookup fail was fairly…
Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase four heartwarming true stories of drunken love…
Going to the hospital sucks. Aggressively. Hospitals know this, of course. But they have no interest in NOT sucking…