We first met officer Pete Simpson a few weeks ago when he was cracking wise about Ndamukong Suh's driving style.…
Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken…

The guy in the white turtleneck. Yeah, that one. He has some problems in this little Turkish traffic to-do, what…
"A Hickory (NC) man is facing multiple charges, including DWI, after slamming into a DWI mobile command center…

All right, we did this once before and it didn't end with Sarah Silverman crying, so let's close out the year with…
Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken…
I got an email this week from a reader named Chris that made me think about the times when parenthood can leave you…

The description of this here "Pimp gets bitchslapped by his Slut whore" video reads as follows:
Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken…

A reader sends in this video taken on 6th Avenue in Manhattan at 2:30 a.m. Saturday night. Very few good things…

A reader sends in this video taken on 6th Avenue in Manhattan at 2:30 a.m. Saturday night. Very few good things…

Barefoot gal in hiked-up pink, thong-revealing getup or heels-sporting jean lady in loose tanktop. Contestant who…

Not only was Andrew P. of Lenexa, Kansas watching Wheel of Fortune this evening, but he was watching at the…
Tipster Mike S. was kind enough to ferret out this glorious piece of artwork on artist Gabe Richesson's website. In…

Before we get to the Funbag, just a reminder that I'll be reading in Milwaukee tomorrow night at 7 p.m. at Boswell…