The pancake—the notion of the pancake as a breakfast food—comes to us from an older time, a slower time, a time…
Men's shorts are OK. (Women's shorts are also OK, but they are much more obviously OK, and not what we are talking…
Somebody always brings deviled eggs to the cookout or potluck or NA meeting, and it's never you, and that person is…
I come to sing the praises of a good, hard puke.
A truth of the modern workplace is that you do a lot of tedious bullshit—meetings and reports and conference calls,…
Before we get to the Funbag, a couple of things. First off, to commemorate the paperback release ofSomeone Could…
If you live on earth, your local supermarket has a lot of packaged hummus in it. Different brands and varieties,…
Generally speaking, we like shrimp. Your local supermarket testifies to this: Multiple sizes of shrimp of various…
The problem with condiments is that even if they're theoretically intended to enhance or complement the flavors of a…
Hell no, I don't need to persuade you to make fish tacos. Pfft. No way. It's spring; the sun is shining in a blue…
Before we get to the Funbag, a big thank-you to noted punter of balls Chris Kluwe, who filled in here last week and…
Interestingly (or maybe not interestingly) (I mean, we are talking about boiled eggs, and we are gonna have to…
We are Americans (no, not you, Canadians) (OK, you too, c'mon over here ya big galoots), and we like big hunks of…
Jolie Kerr is a cleaning expert and advice columnist. She'll be here every other week helping to answer your…
I'm on vacation next week, which means the Funbag will be commandeered by a MYSTERY HOST. Who will be the mystery…
These are my new shoes. I have had them for, oh, a little longer than a week. They are muddy shit, now. I tell…
We're down to the regional finals of our survey of the most thin-skinned, defensive fanboys in America, and…