The first time I was ever published in a book was 1997. It was because I'd found Roger Ebert's email and asked him a…
Every week, I'll excerpt a handful of stories — old and new, sports and otherwise, relevant and merely sublime —…
Carly Simon has apparently revealed the subject of "You're So Vain," and it's David Freaking Geffen, who is gay.…
Now playing
Even losing the world's most famous YouTube fight won't stop anyone from making the most of their 15 minutes. (And…
Last Time I Took Ambien, I Had A Weird Dream About Scarlett Johansson And Axl Rose Playing Ping Pong
"On Tuesday of this week...[J]ohansson was seen playing pingpong with Rose at SPiN. "They were laughing the whole…
A student at NYU's Stern School of Business sent a complaint email to a hard-headed professor about his class's…
Now, remind me again, which aspect of this ad for a dating website was supposed to entice women? Was it the sideways…
We've had icy sidewalks here in New York lately. Hazardous, but entertaining. Here's an excellent montage of a…
Every week, I'll excerpt a handful of stories — old and new, sports and otherwise, relevant and merely sublime —…
Now playing
Here's an interview with Tom Slick himself, where he provides an expletive-laced background to the infamous bus…
Now playing
Awesome video shot earlier this week at the Phoenix International Airport. Although Epic Beard Man would…
Now playing
In other scandal-ridden relationship news, Gary Coleman overcompensates for his short stature by telling "The…
PR people are stupid. Not all of them, just some of them. Like this person, who just sent this pitch to me...because…
Now playing
As noted earlier, the punchy old man who likes to deliver beat downs on Oakland bus riders appears to have been…
Now playing
Word to the wise: When a (possibly racist) 67-year-old man wearing an "I AM a motherfucker" t-shirt gives you guff…
Stories That Don't Suck: Death On The Track, Ebert's Silence, NASCAR's Backlash Ethos, Bubba In Love
Every week, I'll excerpt a handful of stories — old and new, sports and otherwise, relevant and merely sublime —…
Now playing
Let's hope she doesn't agree to appear on the cover of Madden 2011. [BrooklynDeckerTwitter]
That is all. (Thanks to Gamboa Constrictor for his citizen journalism.)
PR people are stupid. Not all of them, just some of them. Like this person, who just sent this pitch into our tips…
Every week, I'll excerpt a handful of stories — old and new, sports and otherwise, relevant and merely sublime —…