Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase four heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

But, you know, without living in some crazy, entrapment-filled police state? I hadn't either, but thankfully LA…
The email came in: "You have any interest in photos of an old man who had his hand down a lady-friend's shirt,…

Before we get to the funbag, a quick announcement: From now on, every funbag will end with the Email Of The Week.…
A few years ago, John Jeremiah Sullivan wrote a feature for GQ that was either a profile of Axl Rose as seen through…
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An Idaho man pleaded guilty to downloading Simpsons porn. He faces 10 years in federal prison. His lawyer worked on…
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Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase four heartwarming true stories of drunken love…
Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase four heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

According to an anonymous tipster, the residence halls at Baylor were recently clogged with semen, leading to this…

It's not so easy to flap your wings up to 90 times a second when you're getting smashed into the concrete by two…

When we last checked in, Matthew Berry's friend had gotten some strange from a Hollywood actress and it was…
Either our nation's obesity problem is just as bad as they say, or Costco knows something we don't, because the…

A Lithuanian company — the name of which is pronounced Ooh La La — has big plans. Specifically, they're trying to…
Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase four heartwarming true stories of drunken love…