
I broke a mirror yesterday. But it wasn't my fault, because the mirror was inside a frame and my wife neglected to…
I broke a mirror yesterday. But it wasn't my fault, because the mirror was inside a frame and my wife neglected to…
For 14 years, I ate only poultry and fish. Last year, I started eating beef and pork again. So what's it like to…
Four Loko will be gone from our (American) store shelves by Dec. 13. If you aren't going to make your own, and you…
Apropos of nothing, can I unsubscribe to Taylor Swift? Is that possible? I'd really like it to be possible.
Yes, the deadpan-est of deadpan comedic actors is now dead. DUAN! varmints, please give him a fond farewell in the…
For many of you, the day after Thanksgiving requires you to put on your best Gap sport coat, head out to the local…
For many of you, the day after Thanksgiving requires you to put on your best Gap sport coat, head out to the local…
Let's have some more fun with the Sun-Sentinel's emergency room database, shall we? Here's a list of various objects…
NYC bodegas are always good for something. Take this ridiculous fight for example. Somebody owes somebody money, so…
Hey, before we get to the letters, BRAD CHILDRESS WAS FIRED YESTERDAY! WOOHOO FUCK YEAH! SO LONG, CUNTGROPER! We're…
A pair of Chicago morning show anchors eagerly wait for the demolition of a bridge...and wait...and wait some…
There's clearly something off with this man's skull. As the profile shot reveals, it's that he's missing most of it.
Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase four heartwarming true stories of drunken love…
This old police training video teaches up-and-coming detectives how to look for signs that their murder victim has…
As funny as it is to see a "skeleton" get pelted with a chair, this is the third such incident we've seen at a Bay…
The FDA is going to ban caffeinated malt liquor beverages very soon. Gone will be Joose and gone will be our…