
Junkies rejoice. Watch Jesus' son put a spike into his vein as a transfixed F-train passenger films the whole…
Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase five heartwarming true stories of drunken love…
For many years, prior to the Oscar nominations, the boy from Mattoon and his friend Tim have put on their Ebert…
The two weeks in between the conference championships and the Super Bowl are downright shitty. So let's tell some…
Here's a very special report about a garment that employs special buttons to prevent the bra-exposing "blouse gape"…
What's it like to make love to a drunken stranger in an outdoor waste box? Some readers have an answer.
Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase five heartwarming true stories of drunken love…
It's a non-sports event for Charles Bock, author of Beautiful Children, who's been a surprisingly avid Deadspin…
Courtesy of "NFL Facts and Rumors" via The Smoking Gun comes visual documentation as to why the Ted Williams had…

If you're at a gym and you put your shit in a locker and you don't put a lock on that locker, don't you deserve to…
Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase four heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Before we get to the funbagginess, today marks the five-year anniversary of the first blog post I ever wrote.
Of all the plot twists in the nine-sentence SeattleCrime.com story, this one tickled my contemplative fancy:
Yesterday a reader and I theorized that the Orange properties were the best monopoly to own in Monopoly. And now a…
Last week, I asked readers what the greatest free employee benefit in the world was, apart from the "having an…
With Christmas just around the corner, it's time to share a few of the stories you folks sent in about your various…
With Christmas just around the corner, it's time to share a few of the stories you folks sent in about your various…