For one day only, it's the return of the Daily Closer!
As Tuco said when he got the drop on Clint Eastwood in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, "There are two kinds of…
Whenever I see a baseball fight late in the season, I picture Colin Mochrie in front of a green screen trying to…
What happens when Lou Piniella has nothing else to yell about? Does he grumble that the champagne isn't Korbel? If…
The Colorado Rockies need a theme song! After beating the Dodgers on Thursday for their 11th straight win — the…
OK, who looked more lifelike: Castro in his latest speech; bin Laden in his last taped address; or George…
If neither the awesome might of the robotic 12-person beer bong nor the motivational power of free rectal exams are…
This photo is from Sunday, but it tells you all you need to know about the Padres right now. Milton Bradley being…
Has a major league player ever before been injured after he was ejected from a game? Come on Elias Sports Bureau,…
Oh, look, we've got our first team out on the dance floor. Quick, someone tell the DJ to keep that 'Kool & The Gang'…
If Barry Bonds wants to play another season, it won't be in a San Francisco Giants uniform. Giants owner Peter…
We think we've found the problem, Mets' fans. The reason for your team's sudden collapse is not Willie Randolph's…
Everything is coming up pinstripes lately, and Boston fans are none too happy, of course. Andy Pettitte earned his…
Well, today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day (as if I had to tell you), and fittingly we must report that the…
The 1962 New York Mets lost 120 games and finished 60 1/2 games out of first, a result which could not have been…
If you ask me, Jim Thome is exactly the kind of guy to whom Willy Wonka would have left his chocolate factory. (I…
If only he had hit a 'Glam Slam' ... Prince Fielder's NL-leading and franchise record 46th homerun gave the Brewers…
Here we go again ... The Yankees honey mustered six runs in the eighth, immediately erasing a five-run deficit, en…
Alternate headline: Everybody Hurts (Sometime). If there's such a thing as momentum in sports — as if games are a…
Lee to Theriot to Dempster is the new Tinkers to Evers to Chance? With a runner on third and nursing a one-run lead,…