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1. Junior Mints

Originally published in the January 1994 issue of GQ. Reprinted here with the author's permission. His postscript…

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A look at the awful children’s programming you’re forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the…

I have three children and they are loud. Just so fucking loud. They're the loudest creatures on the face of the…

Here's a Father's Day treat from the late, great Paul Hemphill. From The Good Old Boys, published in 1974.

Excerpted from Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood, which makes a great Father's Day…

One of parenthood's myriad challenges, as any parent will attest, is finding the time in one's overscheduled,…

A look at the awful children’s programming you’re forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the…

Welcome to the Feedbag, where all the dumb questions about food, drink, cooking, eating, and accidental finger…

I am not the greatest parent in the world. In fact, I wrote an entire book coming out today that indisputably proves…

There are 45 tables set up down in Exhibit Hall C of the Woodley Park Marriott in Washington, D.C., a hotel roughly…

Welcome to the Feedbag, where all the dumb questions about food, drink, cooking, eating, and accidental finger…

I was in fourth grade at Myrtle Schumann Elementary School in Orono, Minn., when the Challenger exploded. I didn't…

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Before I get to the question of the week, I just want to let you know that I'm gonna do an AMA over at Reddit…

A look at the awful children’s programming you’re forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the…

A look at the awful children’s programming you’re forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the…