Cleveland is awful and their offense hasn't scored in 16 quarters, but everyone just stay calm. You don't hear…
Tonight the Philadelphia Eagles attempt to dismantle the hapless Cleveland Browns in front of a raucous crowd at…
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Never before have so many Midwestern teams that aren't actually located in the Midwest been in one stadium at once!…
With all the excitement over the big stimulus package that was the debut of Brady Quinn and the return of Kellen…

These videos were taken last season, when this anonymous Browns fan — we'll call him Doyle, because he reminds me…
This is a historic moment that should preempt any sports blog's standard nighttime activities. The Browns have made…
So to bring you up to speed here, Browns tight end Kellen Winslow says that he's been disrespected by his team;…
Can a team suspend a player for defending his own nether region? It appears that's exactly what the Cleveland Browns…
Good news, Browns fans. Your cantankerously talented tight end Kellen Winslow is no longer suffering from a…
Here's Cleveland wide receiver Braylon Edwards proudly representing the school logo ... unfortunately though, it's…
I'll put some of the inevitable gloom-and-doom reports of the Red Sox/Rays game after it's over should the score…
In politics it's known as the Brady Quinn Bounce, and John McCain has it. Our Cleveland Browns hero made a surprise…
There is nothing official-official yet, but the rumors of Derek Anderson's demise seem to be gaining momentum.…
The NFL season has officially started, so it's time to fucking finish the impassioned season previews from various…
For $228,806 in unpaid taxes. For his part Kosar claims the bills got lost in the mail after his divorce from wife,…
It's no big deal. Lots of quarterbacks wear tights when it's 100 degrees outside. Like...yeah, there's no real good…
It's only speculation as to how many gay relationships have been started because of Brady Quinn. After all, his…
Yes, ESPN's draft coverage is underway, four hours before the Dolphins shock the world by picking Jake Long. Now…