In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like the Browns occasionally starting…

The Cleveland Browns are not the worst team in the NFL. Yet, front office chaos, locker room drama, and a lot of…
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Pittsburgh's baseball fans, who don't…
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin…
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Are you a football fan? Then there's a good chance your favorite team sucks. Sorry. But if you really want people to…
Kelly Pavlik, the WBO, WBC and The Ring (I love Naomi Watts) middleweight champion, said that he nearly died from an…
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin…
Rolling Stone magazine's insult comic dog Matt Taibbi recently took a break from his assault on capitalist swine…
Bernie Kosar is back in Cleveland as a consultant. And, if things keep up, maybe as starting QB. Discuss Tenn/NE in…
Well, not technically Cleveland, because no self-respecting athlete actually lives in Cleveland. But this 4-bedroom,…

Cleveland Browns defensive coordinator Rob Ryan is making a big, passive-aggressive stink about the 31-yard kick you…
Adam Schefter woke up early today and jumped on two stories that will disappoint fans of ridiculous melodrama. Now…
Well, the Browns' season just got a whole lot better. Their "star" wide receiver was accused of punching a man last…
Yes, campers, Derek Anderson (née Horse Balls) has been summoned to save the struggling football team in Cleveland…
Rookie Coye Francies turned punchy yesterday after fellow teammates playfully dowsed him with a bucket of ice. Abram…
We got many weekend submissions for Morning Crap that weren't good enough to "wake up!" to (or earn their own post)…
The Cleveland Plain Dealer reports that Eric Mangini has confirmed the report by Pro Football Talk via Terrell…
Some people are fans of the Cleveland Browns. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Cleveland Browns. This…