This week in butt news, here's a bunch of totally horrifying butt news. A "a transgender gothic hip-hop artist" who…
Just as male politicians attempting to enact legislation that governs the "intrapants marital familiarity area" seem…
In adorably analog fashion (she hand-wrote a note and scanned it!), Beyonce announced today that she is finally…

1966, the folks at NASA wanted to nestle pilots' tushies. Pilots worked hard, they risked their lives, they…
Our mothers had Mary Kay, their mothers had Tupperware, and now there's a new lady party in town: the butt pumping…
For a good portion of 2011, Northern Virginia was paralyzed in fear of a man who had made a habit of sneaking up…
Republican Wisconsin Congressman Jim Sensenbrenner was overheard yapping disparagingly about the size of the First…

"It's not about the size, it's about the perk factor," advised an editor at Lucky Magazine to Good Morning America…
More maimed patients have come forward to corroborate an accusation that a transsexual woman posing as a doctor has…
A Chapstick ad featuring a woman's butt made some people unhappy. But when they followed Chapstick's instructions to…

If you could have any celebrity ass in the world just by going under the knife, would you? What if we told you…

This just in: It's National Booty Awareness Month! In honor of the month, watch a man named "Dr. Booty" direct…
Hell with hemlines — the new barometer of trends is now the ass. And this season, the It Butt belongs to Pippa…
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Famed music producer Jimmy Iovine has partnered with famed photographer Raphael Mazzucco to create a new coffee…
Finally, a solution for those of us with pesky lovers who like to fall asleep on our asses!* Introducing the Booty…
Whether it appears on a movie screen, in a magazine, or on a porn site, the naked female body is almost always meant…

Reporting that Rafael Nadal won a match on a clay surface is a lot like reporting that the Mets lost a game, so we…
A man in Los Angeles jogging down the 405 in nothing but a pair of socks was arrested yesterday. Apparently he was…
After a woman's death from butt implant surgery gone awry, public attention has turned on the drive for a bigger…

Last night's episode marked the second week in a row in which a subplot centered around (literal) assholes. This…