Buffalo Bills fans learned how to deal with disappointment a long time ago, so today is just another Tuesday morning…

Some people are fans of the Buffalo Bills. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Buffalo Bills. This 2009…
Have you heard?! Michael Vick and Tony Dungy are in Buffalo right now signing an eighteen-year deal worth $4…
T.O. drives the Buffalonians bananas on his first day at mini-camp. You get the impression that this is the one…
Last time I wrote on this page, it was with unbridled cautious optimism for Trent Edwards and the 2008 Buffalo Bills.…
Now that the city of Buffalo is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Terrell Owens, Inc., he's just going to go ahead and do…
Terrell Owens has been a Buffalo Bill for all of about six hours, but he's already the most beloved free agent…
All Bills' bad behaviour, all the time! The all-time sacks leader was pulled over and arrested early Friday in…
Urgent bulletin! New York City's public masturbation epidemic is spreading Northwards across the state!

Jack Kemp, best known for his work with supply-side economics and frequent runners-up Bob Dole and the Buffalo Bills,…
Cleveland police had to break up a "near riot" in front of the House of Blues last night, that ended with Buffalo…
After saying that he wouldn't attend the Bills' voluntary offseason conditioning program because it was, well,…
Bills vandals fans welcome Terrell Owens in their unique way. He should be in town eight times this season, so…
That's a new one. I've heard "I drummer to my own drummer" many times, but not that. And that's one of the many…
ESPN says Terrell Owens has signed a 1-year, $6.5 million deal with Buffalo. Wait ... the Buffalo Bills? Well, I…
Julie Dermansky, a freelance photojournalist from New York, is currently embedded with the military in Iraq. She…
The last 12 months were not good ones for the Buffalo Bills, so safety Ko Simpson decided to kick the new year off…
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First it was the man and woman getting it on in one of the restrooms, and now this ... as a couple of apparently hot…