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Buffalo security personnel: unimpressed by Bills touchdowns.
Here's a good one for you—Ben Austen's 2012 story for Grantland, "The Glorious Plight of the Buffalo Bills":

Not the prettiest of games for the Bills rookie, but E.J. Manuel did lead an 80-yard drive in 1:36, capped off by…
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Some people are fans of the Buffalo Bills. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Buffalo Bills. This 2013…

It was a low-impact play in the open field, and not even the announcers noticed the concussion that might've ended…

Hubert Allen, Jr. killed two people, and injured two more before killing himself during a shooting spree Saturday…
Oh, Kevin Kolb. A stupid rubber mat might be the catalyst that gives E.J. Manuel the starting quarterback job over…
Tim from Irondequoit was all set to go on a rant about Mario Williams's mental fortitude when he called into the…
It's, what, Day 3 of his first training camp, and new Bills coach Doug Marrone has already had enough from those…
It's come to this for Vince Young. Constables came to his home in Houston earlier this week to take inventory of his…
Former Bills great Jim Kelly has been diagnosed with cancer in his upper jaw. He will have surgery later this week, and he says "the prognosis for my recovery is very good."
A little over two months ago, we published a recording of a phone call between Bills then-general manager Buddy Nix…
This is a pretty good tattoo of not-convicted-in-court murderer O.J. Simpson.
The court battle between Mario Williams and his ex-girlfriend over a $785,000 engagement ring has reached the "Mario…
After three seasons as Bills GM, Buddy Nix is out. This move was expected, but maybe not so soon.
It might've been the heaviest NFL draft ever. That's about the only superlative you can slap on last night.