The life of a Japanese player, when assimilated into a Major League Baseball clubhouse, can be difficult. You have…
What to watch while wishing you had Dumbo's mom...
Mike Lamb, he of the .213 average and no homers in 94 at-bats, was the latest to victimize the Red Sox closer, who…
Heidi Watney, much ballyhooed as the new NESN reporter of record for her, well, her Watney-ness, had her first…
Yeah, well don't get too smug, Tigers' fans. Considering that you started the season 0-7, and you couldn't beat a…
Sometime in the not-so-distant future, when all the oil and electricity is gone, global warming takes a firm hold…
So I'm perusing the Giants schedule on their MLB site and look what I see on May 22. Apparently we're all going to…
There's no way to sugarcoat this so I'm just going to say it: We live in a world where the Rays and the Marlins are…
- The Red Sox, hawking wine for charity and sheer annoyance. [Sox & Dawgs]
Only to get disqualified by Screech, the world's most useless mascot, for cutting a corner of the warning track. He…

We've never been fortunate enough to grab a baseball at a game, but if we did, we suspect we'd jump around and act…
We're not enough of a Bostonite to understand that full drunken social significance of Patriots Day, but we assume…

Last week, the Red Sox and Yankees battled it out at Yankee Stadium. You might have heard about it. But we just…
Apparently, even Curt Schilling's personal physicans have big mouths. In an act of either monumentally selfish…
Here's the thing, Yankees fans. You may have thought that you were heading off some sort of curse by digging up that…
There have been a little more than 9,000 unsolved murders in New York City since 1985; many of the victims buried in…
I guess it's not really the appropriate time where you sprint out to the mound, but dude, honestly, he's walking out…
It may seem as if I'm writing this post under the influence of peyote, and believe me, I'm not above trying that.…

We really wish we would have attended the Red Sox-Dodgers exhibition game at the Coliseum last weekend, if just…
Breaking news in the Beijing Olympics controversy: They're fixing the toilets. I've prayed for this day (dabs at eye…