• Nice socks: The new Women's Professional Soccer League shows off their disappointingly tasteful uniforms. And what…
• He is very talented: Bo Jackson is opening a bank. Well, that should solve everything, right? [Darren Rovell]
• The high hard one: Excessive crotch grabbing is not just a stereotype that you see in the movies. Yes, I'm talking…
• What's that smell?: Live and love at the Bassmaster Classic. Never have so many waited in line for so long to…
• Fight On, Dear Old Muncie: Jeff George is just what your basketball team needs to succeed. You know where this is…
• What a Twerp: In case you still had any lingering doubts, THE_REAL_SHAQ is the real Shaq. No, that doesn't make…
• Better Red than dead: Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez celebrates his favorite sports team. (No, it's not…
• I hope they have good special effects: How will Ashton Kutcher learn to imitate an NFL quarterback for his new…
• Go team!: So you're saying it's not a good idea to pull major league pitchers out of spring training to pretend…
• That's all, folks: The last piece of Shea Stadium came tumbling down today. Congratulations on a job ... done. [Met…

• I'll just take the H: From half court, back to the basket, over the head, off the mascot's crotch, no rim.…
• Nobody invited you: American Hero Mike Francesa says he would have "torn the tent down" if they hadn't let him ask…
• With Jay Glazer as "The Glaze": Michael Strahan may get his own sitcom on Fox. Great idea. Just thinking about him…
• Mrs. Sparkle?: What happened to Danica Patrick's, um... back art in the SI Swimsuit Issue? She should have gone…
• Who needs wins?: Hey, if Texas says they're the Big 12 Champs, then I guess they're the Big 12 Champs. [Red Dirt…
• It's time: As we speak, pitchers and catchers are reporting to spring training. Ahhhhhh. [Why Is My Head Growing]
• A victimless crime?: Two Southampton strikers are accused of attacking a man with their kebabs. No, I'm talking…
• If Pittsburgh had an ocean: Pro Bowl surfers might be the only people bummed about the game no longer being played…
• Stop trying to look out the window: Southwest Airlines—which usually bans scantily-clad women on its…
• Speaking of premature celebrations: Usain Bolt hits the dancefloor (in German.) But only for nine and a half…