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In addition to "balls," "nuts" and "cojones," the Cosmo story "Two Spots He's Dying For You To Touch" uses "his…
I went to the doctor a while back because I thought I had a hernia. It turned out I had something far less serious,…

According to one CNBC anchor, one woman's half-baked analysis of a baseball game explains "why women aren't in…
Several readers have expressed their (well-justified) displeasure at this morning's Today segment on "cleaning like…
Isn't that the message you get from this ad? (Seen in Us Weekly.)
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Jesse Bering, he of the hilarious penis column fame, is at it again. This time, we learn everything we ever (or…
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Last night, Ricky Gervais was on The Tonight Show, where he told Conan about a game he invented involving his…
I don't know. I think having those particular body parts enlarged would be more of a liability than anything. You…
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