Yesterday was Black Monday in the NFL. My team's coach got fired. Your team's coach got fired. EVERYONE'S coach…

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After our own Drew Magary shared his daughter's crazy-ass Christmas wish list with the world, we received many other…

Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here.
So GQ sent me down to Monroe, La. (GUMBO GUMBO GUMBO), to hang out with the Duck Dynasty family. You can read the…
Hey, I'm on vacation next week, so there won't be a Funbag on Christmas Eve. You'll just have to spend your day…
After I posted my kid's goofy Christmas wish list on Wednesday, we asked you readers to send in some of your own.…

Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here.

I watched the Iron Bowl on Saturday and after basking in the glorious HOLYSHIT-ness of it all, I wondered what would…

Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here.

Before I get to the Funbag, a quick programming note: There WILL be a Jamboroo column on Thanksgiving. It should…

Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here.

Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we're…