What Are The Degrees Of Raining?Today, we’re talking about J.R.R. Tolkien, OK symbols, plastic knives, beer cans, and more.
An Interview With A Man Who Eats Leftover Food From Strangers' Plates In RestaurantsAlex is a 43-year-old San Franciscan who works in the financial sector. He also eagerly eats uneaten and untouched…
Where’s The Worst Place On Your Body To Put Your Sunglasses When You’re Not Wearing Them?Today, we’re talking about old man farts, parking apps, Florida, road trips, cupcakes, and more.
I Listened To Vampire Weekend For The First Time Today And I Regret ItVampire Weekend dropped a new album today, which is big news in rock because, well, apparently this is the best that…
Playing In New York Doesn’t Matter To Athletes AnymoreToday, we’re talking about Woj, golf nets, bank cafes, Ichiro, pizza rolls, and more.
An Incomplete List Of Things I Can Never Do AgainDrew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here.…
Should A TV Room Really Have More Than One TV?Today, we’re talking about science fiction, playoff seeding, mortadella, microwaves, and more.
What Is The Best Plate Shape?Today, we’re talking about Game of Thrones, pizza pilgrimages, movie knowers, bad candy bars, and more.
The Terrible Private Highway Racket Is Coming For My HouseYou probably missed it because it falls squarely within the genre of normal, pre-2016 government malfeasance, but…
When Is The Best Time To Take A Dump?Today, we’re talking about wallets, watching sports alone, asshole coaches, and more.
Confessions Of A Tooth GrinderI grind my teeth at night. This is because I live in America, and every day living here tells my subconscious that…
Would You Rather Be Born Old Or Die Young?Today, we’re talking about Scott Van Pelt, rich assholes in space, flipping the bird, and more.
My Kids Won’t Stop Gaslighting MeIf you’ve been around these internet parts for the past few years, you know all about gaslighting, wherein people…
And Now, Your Worst Roommate Horror StoriesI have very few, if any, roommate horror stories scattered throughout my personal history, which means that I, like…
Stop Excusing Tom Izzo’s AssholeryThe only thing more predictable than Tom Izzo going apeshit on one of his own players, to the point where MSU…
Bubble Teams Belong In HellToday, we’re talking about chicken pot pie, the NCAA tournament, dirty belts, and more.