Wanna be a roadie? Guess what? BEING A ROADIE SUCKS. I spent a couple days on tour with Mötley Crüe for this big GQ…

Back in eighth grade, I fell in love with a girl who didn't want anything to do with me, and the lovesickness got…

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We'll start with the obvious, which is that the college football playoff was fucking awesome and I am happy that it…

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Here is a teaser for the upcoming Ant-Man teaser, which I don't want to watch on principle, because FOR FUCK'S SAKE.…

Hey, you! Did you hear? THE FLU IS GOING AROUND! Oh, sweet Jesus strapped to a fuck gun! THE FLU! It's around! …

Finding the right gift for everyone in your family can be a real bitch. Your mom just wants a phone call. Your…

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Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we're…

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It's a difficult world out there, people. War, poverty, brutality, corruption, social and racial injustice ……

As with many other subjects, it turns out Richard Pryor was willing to talk openly about police brutality long…

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Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we're…