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Steve Buckhantz Couldn't Tell Whether That Game-Ending Shot Went In Because The Owners Moved Him To The Cheap Seats

We all had a good laugh when Washington Wizards play-by-play man Steve Buckhantz dusted off his patented "dagger!"…

7/5/11

Help Awful Announcing Decide Who's Just As Awful As Joe Morgan

Awful Announcing will remove Joe Morgan from the Lincoln spot on its Mt. Rushmore of awful announcers. They'll…

4/17/09

ESPN Is Coming To You Live From Your Parents' Basement

Josh Elliot is one of the nicest people on the planet and I applaud him (and ESPN) for giving blogs some…

1/30/09

The Earplugs! They Do Nothing!

It's the 50 worst announcers in sports today, and I agree with every single name on the list except one. [Yahoo…

11/3/08

Introducing The Colt McCoy Face, Week Nine Of The NFL And One Last Message From Chase Utley (NSFW Language)

Each Monday morning Awful Announcing, video slash and grab extraordinaire of the sports blogosphere, gives us a…

10/31/08

Awful Announcing's Weekly Media Rundown

Each Friday afternoon Awful Announcing, video slash and grab extraordinaire of the sports blogosphere, gives us a…

10/27/08

Week Eight Of The NFL And The Phils Are One Game Away

Each Monday morning Awful Announcing, video slash and grab extraordinaire of the sports blogosphere, gives us a…

10/24/08

Bill Cosby Would Like to Welcome You to the Weekly Video Rundown

Each Friday afternoon Awful Announcing, video slash and grab extraordinaire of the sports blogosphere, gives us a…

10/20/08

Janikowski Beats The Jets, The Undefeated Titans And Those Amazing Rays

Each weekday morning Awful Announcing, video slash and grab extraordinaire of the sports blogosphere, gives us a…

10/17/08

Stink Goes Off, Bowden's Speeches And The Rays....Wait A Tic....

Each weekday morning Awful Announcing, video slash and grab extraordinaire of the sports blogosphere, gives us a…

10/16/08

T.O. Still Loves Pacman, Clinton Got Big Timed By Alexander And The Phillies Celebrate

Each weekday morning Awful Announcing, video slash and grab extraordinaire of the sports blogosphere, gives us a…

10/15/08

Pacman Out, Roy Williams In And The Rays Win Game Four Of The ALCS

Each weekday morning Awful Announcing, video slash and grab extraordinaire of the sports blogosphere, gives us a…

10/14/08

The 'Boys New QB, The Rays And Phils Win Stunners And The Browns Own Eli

Each weekday morning Awful Announcing, video slash and grab extraordinaire of the sports blogosphere, gives us a…

10/13/08

Seacrest Likes His Blackberry, The Dodgers Show Some Fight And Week Six In The NFL

Each weekday morning Awful Announcing, video slash and grab extraordinaire of the sports blogosphere, gives us a…

10/10/08

The Phils Take Game One, Reali On Blogs And You Have The Power To Choose!

Each weekday morning Awful Announcing, video slash and grab extraordinaire of the sports blogosphere, gives us a…

10/9/08

Manny Versus McCarver, Pacman In Trouble Again And Brady's Return Set For May

Each weekday morning Awful Announcing, video slash and grab extraordinaire of the sports blogosphere, gives us a…

10/8/08

Reilly....Still Not Funny, Stoner On Headers And Wilbon Drinks Too Much

Each weekday morning Awful Announcing, video slash and grab extraordinaire of the sports blogosphere, gives us a…

10/7/08

You Try To Say "176 Punt Return Yards" 12 Times Per Day And See What Comes Out of Your Mouth

Robert Flores, ESPN's live afternoon SportsCenter man, fell victim to the WWL's deadly live television format and…

10/7/08

The Rays Knock Out The White Sox, Reggie Bush's Two TDs Mean Nothing And The Red Sox Walk Off LDS Winners

Each weekday morning Awful Announcing, video slash and grab extraordinaire of the sports blogosphere, gives us a…