What does a Joe Biden Presidency mean for America? An era without a fascist in office, for one thing. But it also…
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Boy, one of my favorite news types is when animals break into stores and do funny things. Aren’t those stories…
CHICAGO—As she gazed into each kennel and let out a deep, regretful sigh, 31-year-old Chicago resident Lisa Kessler…
The final presidential debate of this election season may be over, but we’re not in the clear yet—there’s another 10…
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The idea of man handily winning a battle against a primate is a surprisingly common trope online.
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My 9-month-old cat Prince bites me when I prepare his food. He gives little nips that would only need to be a little…
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