NFL Week 5 Takeaways: The NFC East, for once, is nowhere near the least — except for Washington of courseThe Eagles, Cowboys, and Giants just keep on trucking
Can Danny Dimes ride Saquon’s coattails to a Giants postseason return?They’re 4-1 with a great shot at the playoffs in a weak NFC
NFL Week 5: Saquon Barkley can't defeat Green Bay aloneLondon games bring wild outcomes, but an injured Daniel Jones won't help
NFL Players React To The League’s Concussion ProtocolWith an increased focus on the health risks involved in football, The Onion asked NFL players how they felt about…
Packers' QB Aaron Rodgers finally deigns to show confidence in young WRsNormally the Green Bay signal caller doesn’t heap praise on rookies and young players
Aaron Judge still pissing off college football fans far and wideYankees slugger was going for 62 home runs, and still, no love
Week 4 NFL Most and Least Valuable Players: Baker Mayfield watched Patrick Mahomes’ transcendent talent from the NFL cellarBaker underperforms as Mahomes shows why he’s worth his gigantic contract
Dick Butkus: Comedy iconHall of Famer got a hold of the Chicago Bears' Twitter account and had some fun
Tom Brady vs. Aaron Rodgers was a complete dudThis uneventful featured game was proof that the NFL is entering a new age
Through 3 weeks it’s clear that the Ravens need to break the bank for Lamar JacksonHe’s a special quarterback who deserves a special salary
Wisconsinites Explain Why They Are Voting For Ron JohnsonThis November, Sen. Ron Johnson will face reelection in the state of Wisconsin. The Onion asked Wisconsinites why…
Let’s not forget, Mitch Trubisky had a six-TD game tooTua was special on Sunday, but others have accomplished similar feats and then sucked nonetheless
The ‘keep your composure!’ 0-2 NFL team rankingsBengals, Falcons, Panthers, Raiders, and Titans already testing their resolve a couple of weeks into the season
It’s Time To Start Believing in Jalen HurtsThe Philadelphia Eagles quarterback put on a clinic against the Minnesota Vikings on Monday Night Football.
NFL Week 2: Bears, Texans are favorites among underdog betsAfter impressive showings in Week 1, bettors want the big money payout huge underdogs provide
Aaron Rodgers Downplays Rough Start As Normal Ups And Downs Of Massive Global ConspiracyGREEN BAY, WI—Downplaying his team’s 23-7 week-one loss to the Minnesota Vikings, Green Bay Packers quarterback…
Chris Paul and LeBron James show Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers how to wield influencePlayer responses, or lack thereof, to Dan Snyder and Robert Sarver illustrate the benefits of ‘woke’ culture in the…
NFL's 1-0 frauds: Don't let them fool youThese teams may have won their openers but are clearly playing over their heads
It pays to have a top targetHaving a top WR is almost as valuable as having a top QB throwing to them