#GoldenShowers

Also that floppin' dick.

Perfect.

Aww, you poor baby.

Damn, you got me there, briscoe!

Excuse me while I projectile vomit

Yes.

*sigh*

I love the idea that all these assholes think they're not 'beta males.' Oh, sweetheart.

I'm very campy, myself.

Does Hardy at least hang dong?

More people need to see The Machine. Lotz is excellent in it.

Cool?

You say this like you know from experience.

One terrible instance and now it's some sort of epidemic?

Every comment you share is always awful. You're like a prolific dirtbag.

Yikes.

Al Ewing is killing it right now. I love Ultimates.

Bring back Mike Carey.

Truly, Meryl Streep is the one stirring up white resentment.