Are you having a stroke?

Mmmm, yes.

You're projecting, babe.

Another swell conversation starter from you.

Jones made up for it in The First Avenger.

Like Star-Lord and Yondu?

"Santa just IS white." - Megyn Kelly

*pretentious

oh god

that'll show 'em!

Dear, try not to condescend. It's not your color.

Oh, Christ. You're SO BRAVE. Feel better?

Cheesecake!

He's very good on Difficult People. He's much more tolerable.

As a gay man, I have no strong feelings for or against Wendy Williams.

Milo is the WOOOOOST

"Graded against itself" or "arbitrary"

How many of those cats are getting rape threats now?

F4 4mula 4 Success

Considering how thin Will was the entire show.