Wine glasses: "You're right. It's not faaaaiir."

I just want a cult leader who will lovingly and tenderly lead me by the hand into the mating shed. Just me and him… and like 10 other guys and maybe a cow or a goat.

As an extremely depressed and at the time recently broken up with, agoraphobic guy, I made the terrible decision to watch this show shortly after the first season came out. It was a terrible decision. I got all sorts of fucked up while watching it. A year later I tried it again after I was doing much better in the…

Why can't I ever find a hot cult leader to take advantage of me?

This is the most accurate description I've ever read. I'm going to borrow this and use it. "Racist uncles with memberships to the Golden Corral rewards club." Brilliant.

More on this when… we do the numbers.

This. For real.

*5 years later* …DRAPER

I just finished the regular ending AND the DS extra ending that ties it together more fully with Chrono Cross. I have NEVER played through Chrono Cross so now I'm going to do so either starting this week or the upcoming weekend. So very excited to play them back to back. One of the main issues with them putting the…

You know, its one of those games that you bring up to a bunch of gamers and USUALLY (with the exception of my roommie and some of his friends in Miami) everyone freaks out and goes on about how amazing it is. I always find it weird that everyone talks about how amazing it was only because I ended up emulating it in…

I was talking with my coworkers about the best RPGs we had ever played and we kept coming back to Chrono Trigger. I keep trying to put it down to play either Stardew Valley or Majora's Mask, but now I'm just going to say "fuck it" and play through. As it stands right now I'm about to tackle Magus right before the…

It can be three things.

I can't deal with The Walking Dead. I tried to watch it so many times and its just an total slog for me. I watch so much TV from so many different genres and styles and I just can't seem to get invested in this in particular, and I don't know why. It has a universal appeal that just completely and utterly baffles me.…

Yes, of course. And all 300 church members I was pianist for. Looking back it is actually quite funny. When I saw your comment I just started giggling incessantly from the memories. Definitely not funny at the time, but now with the time between its goddamn hilarious. I'm currently writing my memoir, "From Baptist to…

Oh my god. I actually had so many people tell me I came out just for the attention. It was hilarious.

So usually around this time I'd talk about how crazy in love with Stardew Valley I am, but just to shake things up (and because I'm a little burnt out on SV), I'm going to instead setup up a nice music playlist on my phone and give a smartphone app a try this weekend. A FITNESS app no less. I must stress that this is…

Welp… *gets out credit card for Uncharted 4*

Its one of those moments where I was like… ok this makes sense but dear god is it awful in practice. It just made a good chunk of the game such a needless slog.

If this is true… I might actually end up getting it.

I have a question about this actually.