To be fair, I think that Jon Gruden is possibly the least irritating color commentator currently covering the nation's most popular sport. I mean is there anyone I'd rather listen to besides Gruden? Troy Aikman? Phil Simms? I'll take Gruden any day of the week. Is that non-irritation factor worth $6.5 million a year?…

Nah, I killed a drifter to get an erection.

I can’t believe I’m saying this but put in Mark Sanchez.

They probably used an analog gauge.

You forgot to mention 90210.

I love Pats fans. Their arguments are amazing.

We are totally getting that anyway, this is Simmons’s FAWK-U Debut Season.

Oh I don’t know, while I give 0 fucks about the “scandal” itself watching Goddell get slapped down gives me a happy.