Well, it was -7 that day, I’m sure Jesus understood why they canceled the afternoon activities.

Yeah, my dad emailed a Chicago reporter a few years ago because his girlfriend loved her hat. She responded with where she got it, and dad’s gf was thrilled to get it for Christmas.

HOLY NAME OF JESUS WAYZATA!

I think all newsreaders should wear hats and the hats should be fabulous:

Whenever I check in with the gun-toting nuts on my Facebook feed, their posts are all centered around the idea that gun owners are extremely responsible and competent individuals. After all, they know the technical difference between a rifle and and assault rifle, so only their opinions are valid, right? They know how…

Pretty confident that none of my future mistakes will involve sexual battery and kiddie porn.

I’m not referring to porn. I’m referring to the disparate way in which we treat child female victims of sexual crimes versus adult (or post-puberty) female victims of sexual crimes. I have no issue with a lady who is 18+ and makes an informed choice to appear in porn. I’m concerned about the way the justice system…

and that the court should protect her from “unnecessary harassment” by limiting the scope of the subpoena.

I don’t think a press conference the next day would be appropriate because Ms Philippines should have her moment. I think they definitely could have called them both backstage and had someone announce what happened, remove the crown backstage and then send them both back out and crown the right person so she didn’t…

“voluntarily placed herself in a position of danger and exposure to such injuries and damages.”

Starting tomorrow is my Procrast-Nation mantra!

Be fair, I’m pretty sure those are aftermarket?

That anti-Islamic people continue to think that bacon is to Muslims as kryptonite is to Superman is so hilarious.