They plate optical cable plugs in gold now, and people buy it.

There’s a bloomin’ onion on this menu. A fucking bloomin’ onion. Who the hell is eating here/paying these prices? Why? And sweet corns? Is it a mix of a variety of corn? Several different sweet corns from around the world? Or do you get several mini cobs of corn? Even so, corn is both singular and plural if you’re…

“But you should still tip based on the cost of the gold steaks.”

I’m giving you the star for taking the time to create a specifically named burner for just this one comment.

Agree that there is no way a single move of their wrist is worth $50.

Sure to be sued soon by the firm Cease+Desist, which specializes in defamation suits and other PR issues in the Pacific Northwest region.

Plus you can pretty much find peaches at the store year round anyway. They might not be as delicious as in-season ones but after the sugaring and crusting and ice-cream-paring it doesn’t matter.

a sufficient supply of the upper-arm fat known as “church lady muscles.”

I’m not religious and I really don’t give a shit. Your question got answered and now you’re acting brand new. Get smarter or troll elsewhere.

Sure, but that’s like calling Christmas a pagan holiday. At this point, its part in the culture is removed from its origins. You can argue how shitty that is, but there will be peach pie or peach cobbler at Black Thanksgiving even if peaches are no longer in season. No one’s questioning the autumnal accuracy of the lem…

I mean...black people?

I think that swagger’s going to be mitigated by the fact that there’s a subscription fee (for the pro level, anyhow) combined with having to buy the games (which isn’t the case for most other sub-streaming services) on top of the latency problem.

It’s a grand idea, but its pricing model sucks, and the connectivity…

I love paying 70+ dollars (plus a monthly fee) to have the privilege of paying full price for year-old games that will—AT BEST—have mild amounts of noticeable input latency.

Be careful buying used games from Half Price Books, or really any store that sells used items that isn’t specifically equipped to spot this stuff. It can be a great place to find stuff, but often gets very cluttered with bootlegs and fake cartridges. 

I worked there for a few years; most of the employees have no idea…

I had a year-long relationship with someone who was my opposite but then we finally worked up the nerve to kiss and he exploded. Stupid antimatter bf....

Better yet: imagine doing both—talking to your partner AND doing shit on your own to educate your own damn self because you’re a grown-ass adult.

The very first thing I teach new employees is “There are no stupid questions” and “mistakes happen”. This is vital to me as I work in science and an undisclosed error could snowball into years of invalid work. I’ve seen it happen on a massive scale before.

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I believe Del the Funky Homosapien would crush all but the top six in any comparison of lyricism and technical skills.

I luv sloppy joes especially w/white onions added & slice of american cheese. Meatball sandwiches w/provolone & side of fries also a favorite. That is all. Bye  :-)