He was also, apparently, a massive prick on set. It’s reported he trashed a rental house he was staying at in response to the landlord’s complaint (which was apparently abot him smoking copious amounts of weed and letting his dogs fuck the place up) and lost access to production facilities because he was abusive…

What, Werner Herzog?

Yeah, after the open fire naan fiasco of last year I was all prepared to hate on the challenges, but this year I was pleasantly surprised in that regard, at least.

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What else are you going to do?  Work?  

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Bless Ray Ratto.

As a Michigander I’m so ashamed I forgot Seger. He’s top 20.

The Taubman Curse is a beautiful thing to watch.

are intentionally sabotaging the site to cash out.

Well, Thank God they got Osuna!

Anytime I see Orlovsky telling us what QBs should or shouldn’t do, I can’t help but remember the time HE RAN OUT THE BACK OF HIS OWN GODDAMNED ENDZONE!

Silver lining is that every minute Berry spends ranting about meaningless bullshit is one minute less he can spend sexually harassing Jenn Sterger.

At some point the refs will call Unsportsmanlike Conduct for multiple deliberate penalties. They probably told BB after the second one “OK that’s enough.”

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

The thing that sucks about teaching (I am married to a teacher) is that it is assumed you will work for free. And they do. They are contracted for a specific number of hours per year, but everyone knows that the number of hours are insufficient for prep, professional development and instruction time. So they work a…

Fuck I miss Splinter.

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees.