“Reptzilla” in 1919? That’s even more of an anachronism than Art Deco elements.

I can’t be the only one relieved not to find myself in there.

You’re right, he doesn't work in an office. He works at a fucking school.

Pay them, then

Ichiro is my favorite player who has never played for my team and it’s not even close.

Even 160 years later, the American government is still trying to back out of treaties and tear them up. Maybe if we taxed our own population appropriately we wouldn’t need to try and wring every dollar out of a terribly impoverished people, who are only impoverished because of our actions.

It is extremely funny for Bill Simmons, who almost literally burned Grantland down on his way out the door while throwing a public tantrum & leaving unemployed journalists in his wake, to criticize Anthony Davis for making a simple trade request in private.

If you turn his picture upside down, it’s every dude ever doing a keg stand.

In the interest of fairness, Barry Bonds was the greatest baseball player I’d ever seen live until I saw Trout live last year. Like that guy was really, really, really good.

It was only a matter of time. You can’t see Gunn do the first movie without expecting him to pop back up in the third.

#America2019

Breaking: ESPN in Conversations with Gawker Media about Deadspin Editorial Control

How much did THAT cost? Man, kids are expensive.

[Chris Savino is kicked out of a building by a huge boot]
METOO’D!

“Owww!  My careeeeer!”

#teamcornchipwarrior 

#teamtheuglyone

Don’t forget Thor gets super cool lines carved into his hair in Ragnarok!

If he does, then holding out will look like a really smart move.

The thing I loved about this story, is Keisel couldn’t help but tell on himself. People (dipshits in particular) seem to forget that professional athletes play at an incredibly elite level, with the most insane shit talkers on earth. These shit talkers are all programmed to spend every minute of the game trying to get…

Could also cut the other way.