Huh. So the heroes from Earth team up with the heroes from space to take on the super-powerful secret puppetmaster villain who wants ultimate godlike power, but who ends up winning with a shocking cliffhanger, leaving the heroes to have to fight in the ruins left from his victory. Seems like a pretty cool plot, it’s a…

LBJ is what spanish hookers called him.

Only half-wrong, it turns out.

Or, if you’re a layperson, you can take advice under consideration based on 1) how much you enjoy film 2) how much you wanted to see the film before hearing someone else’s opinion about it and 3) how much you value the opinion of the person recommending/not recommending the film.

If they are going to have the extra week leading up to the Superbowl, my suggestions:

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

“...watching Cousins will be fun.” 

A winning teams’ two best players, both hate playing there and want out immediately... it all sounds so strange, until you remember they have to talk to John Tortorella every day

Maybe he’s just very into buttalingus and he’s worried about performing the act on his beloved on a Friday during Lent.

The complaints about Black Panther are right on time I see. Every other year people are crying that superhero movies should be acknowledged by the Oscars, I wonder why this one is an exception?

Compare Romo’s observations to Troy Aikman’s and it’s just night and day.

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

basketball officiating makes NFL officiating look good. 

There seems to be a strange misconception that everything Pete Davidson does warrants an article.

Your avatar makes this comment all the better. If you read it in Frink’s voice, it’s tremendous.

From my understanding, this is a Google-generated ad based on your viewing history. You can tell the difference between our ads and Google’s ads based on the little clickable blue thing in the corner of the ad. It massively sucks, but there’s unfortunately no way for us to get rid of those Google ads.

He got a mulligan because somebody was a poor shot.

Nationals trying to get Bryce to bite on whatever offer they have on the table? “$300mn sounds real good now, doesn't it!?"

I thought Michelle McNamara took care of the Golden State monster.

Normally, it has to be planned well in advance to be shoehorned into the extremely busy schedule of the president.